Sunday, December 25, 2005

A special Christmas edition!
Mr. B. is gone, but our pastor seems determined to keep up the tradition:

"Our church needs to worry about reproduction, especially at Christmas. Are you bringing more people into the church?"

"What do you worry about... sanctification? constipation? I take my fiber every day, religiously!"

"Do you worry about your dog seeing you as you come out of the shower? Actually, I invite mine in with me."

"Someone once said Jesus began and ended with two impossibilities - he entered at a door marked "do not enter" and left at a door marked "do not exit". Now he says 'Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me.'"